• Ultra Hal Assistant

    Ultra Hal Assistant is an artificially intelligent piece of software that will keep track of many events and dates for you; do you always forget when you get your hair cut? Or how about your loved one’s birthday? Hate how you can’t remember much, but can’t seem to fix it? Ultra Hal Assistant is definitely heaven-sent to help you.

    I was skeptical about this artificial intelligence software – after all, I once had a nice purple monkey that talked to me, when I was a young man. Then it infected my computer and planted a lot of devious spyware in there. It’s name? Bonzibuddy.

    Thank goodness for decent pieces of software like Ultra Hal Assistant! As a real artificially-intelligent “robot”, it can speak to you and actually hold conversations with you! Now, I know at odd hours, it might seem like no one is online on your favourite Instant Messaging client – and you might want to talk to your computer; well, let’s just say now you can with Ultra Hal Assistant.

    Ultra Hal Assistant is brought to you by the lovely folks at Zabaware; to be honest, I have not heard of them before this, but they seem like a pretty genius company to have pioneered (and kind of popularized) this kind of software.

    You don’t have to type to speak to Hal; with a mic, you can simply speak English and it will be able to reply! Isn’t it amazing? Almost as great as holding a conversation with a human (alright, a lot better than those conversations with that always-cranky guy down the street).

    So why not give it a try? It can’t be spyware-loaded, if you’re as skeptical as I was once; after all, it is hosted by Cnet, which checks their software (or claims to do so). I can only advise you to be careful with your future software. Anyway, check it out at Zabaware’s website for a free 30-day-trial (what, did you expect this piece of software to be freeware? hah!)!

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